- SONIC204 ENTERTAINMENT -

Sonic204 Entertainment presents..



 - Prologue - (Written by Sonic204)

It's been 3 years since the whole Poe incident..thing..yeah. Forget that story..
Crap. I keep breaking that fourth wall. This is ridiculous.

Anyway..

BGCD walked through the forest where he had seen the odd apparition 3 years ago.
Sonic204 ran up and started waving his sword to get BGCD's attention.

"What is it, man?" BGCD asked.

"You know that old shack we stumbled into before?" Sonic204 replied.

"Yeah, sure. What about it?" BGCD replied.

"It's..back." Sonic204 muttered.

"Sounds like a good story plot to me." BGCD said triumphantly.

"Sure does." Sonic204 said.

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- Chaptah 1 - (Written by da Blox) <-- BGCD

Last we saw Master Chief, he was in a drop pod falling 300 MPH towards Earth. Sgt Johnson and his squad find a paralyzed John 117 on the ground . A marine examines him.

"Gel layer could've taken most of the impact" says the marine.
"Call for heavy lift gear," commands Sgt Johnson. "We're not leaving him here."
"Yeah, you're not", replies Master Chief as he stands up and cheats death.

-~-

BGCD is thinking of his favorite childhood hero as he approaches the shack. Thinking how heroic his hero is, doing all sorts of heroic things while looking badass as he does those heroic things.

"Isn't going out in real adventures better than playing Halo?" asks an annoyed Sonic204.
"Uh... well... not until it gets interesting" replies BGCD.

As the bros entered the shack, a strange feeling floats the air. A single light bulb turns on.

"Like what?" asked Sonic204.

BGCD starts checking out the shack. He finds a switch that seems to be calling to him... and pulls it.

"Like this \:D/" says BGCD, with \:D/ in his face and EVERYTHING.

The lights go out in the shack, and the outline of a Triforce glows in the floor.

"Here we go again" says Sonic204 as the floor starts trembling.

"I hope you got insurance for that fourth wall" says BGCD, phailing at a joke.

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- Chapter 2 - (Written by Sonic204)

The ground shook fiercely, and then it suddenly stopped.

"Okay, what now?" said Sonic204.

Suddenly they both blacked out.

They slowly regained consciousness..

"Ugh..where are we?" mumbled Sonic204.

"Are we in Hyrule Field..again?" asked BGCD.

"Looks like it." replied Sonic204.

"Let's just hope you don't turn into a Poe again." said BGCD.

"I thought it was fun." said Sonic204.

"It also resulted in me having to save your butt a lot." said BGCD

"I had everything under control." mumbled Sonic204.

"Sure, okay." said BGCD as he started walking towards the Castle Town entrance.

"Halt!" yelled a Hyrulian soldier. "Who goes there?"

"Well, I'm BGCD, and he's Sonic204" said BGCD.

"Hi." said Sonic204, nervously.

"What is your business here?" asked the soldier.

"Well, since we just got here, and we're probably not going anywhere any time soon, we're looking for an adventure." said BGCD.

"Oh..well..just don't cause any trouble." said the soldier, and let them pass.

"Now what?" asked Sonic204.

"Look for something to do, I guess." replied BGCD.

"Hey, isn't that Hyrule Castle?" said Sonic204, looking up at the Castle from afar.

"Cool, probably." replied BGCD.

"Well, there isn't really anything to do here right now, let's go back to Hyrule Field." said BGCD.

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- Chapter 3 - (Written by BGCD)

The bros were out of their minds, nothing exciting to do or see.

"Where should we go now?" asked the desperate Sonic204.

"I dunno, I barely remember this place since last time we were here." replied BGCD.

Like magic, there was a giant poof a strange green character appeared out of nowhere, startling the bros.

"Koo-loo-limpah!" said Tingle as the magical poof cleared. "Fairies! I contain maps that will help out in your adventures!"

"How much?" asked BGCD.

"About... 658 rupees per map" replied Tingle.

After beating the crap out of Tingle and taking his maps, the bros decided to head for Kakariko Village in search for adventure.

"I know a few interesting things to do here" said BGCD, grinning.

"Like?" asked Sonic204.

"Uh... catching cuccos?" said BGCD, nervously.

"You need to get better hobbies" Sonic204 said.

"Why don't we go to the Graveyard? Lots of fun there!" BGCD said anxiously.

After facepalming, Sonic204 replied, "Sure... why not?" with an unsure look on his face.

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- Chapter 4 - (Written by BGCD)

The Kakariko Graveyard was spooky and filled with a smell. A smelly smell that smelled smelly... like death.

"That's the last time you're eating those burritos" Sonic204 said, as he started holding his breath.

BGCD turned to look at Sonic204 and grew pale with fear.

"Th... ther.. there's a re.." muttered BGCD while he pointing at Sonic204.

"There's a what where?" Sonic204 asked with confusion.

"There's a Redead on your back... humping the back of your head!" shouted BGCD.

Sonic204 looked above, and what do you know? There WAS a Redead humping his upper body.

"AHH!!!!1111one" screamed Sonic204 as he ran in circles trying to get the Redead off him.

BGCD noticed that one Redead wasn't much of a problem compared to what they were about to face. Suddenly there were Redeads as far as the eye could see, surrounding the bros, slowly moving closer. BGCD hurried to a nearby deserted house.

"Come on!" shouted BGCD.

 Sonic204 finally Falcon Punched the Redead off him and quickly followed his bro inside.

Inside they found a treasure chest that rewarded them with an arsenal of randomly-generated weapons to assist them in holding back the Redead horde. After a few minutes of defending the base with bombs, boomerangs and swords, it became almost like a game. Every time they got a chance, the bros would gather around the treasure chest to see what new weapon they would get.

"I GOT... I GOT..." said BGCD anxiously as weapons materialized in his hands. "A deku nut?"

"I GOTS I GOTS I GOTS..." Sonic204 said as well. "Uh.. bro. I got a SHOTGUN"

"Uh..  aren't... we in Hyrule...?" commented BGCD.

"Nevermind, it turned into a Bow." said Sonic204.

"Oh, well that makes perfect sense" BGCD replied.

"Yes, indeed...." Sonic204 said.

After fighting wave after wave of Redead zombies, it was becoming too overwhelming for the bros. They were planning their escape before it got too crowded with the nonliving.

"Let me just try one last time" Sonic204 said as he opened the treasure chest for the final time. "Rocket Launcher?!"

"Don't complain, before it turns into a bomb arrow" BGCD said quickly.

The bros fled the house and were getting ready to use the Rocket Launcher to tear through the endless wave of Redeads and escape the haunted Graveyard.

"Better let me handle that" BGCD told his bro.

":((". Sonic204 was sadface.

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- Chapter 5 - (Written by Sonic204)

After blowing the Redeads to kingdom come, the bros were headed back to Castle Town.

"That was too close!" yelled Sonic204.

"It was awesome." smiled BGCD.

"Yeah, okay." said Sonic204.

As they approached the Castle Town entrance, they noticed the same soldier was standing there, guarding it.

"I think I found an adventure for you two." said the soldier.

"Oh?" said Sonic204, interested.

"Well, speak with the King." replied the soldier, and let them pass.

"King? Where's he at?" asked BGCD.

"Most likely Hyrule Castle." replied the soldier.

The bros headed to Hyrule Castle, to speak with the King..whoever he was.

They approached the castle, and the two guards stepped aside to let them through.

"He must be expecting us." commented Sonic204.

They approached the King, who was standing by his throne.

"Greetings. Welcome to Hyrule. I am King King."

"Your name is King?" asked Sonic204.

"Why yes, I am the King of Hyrule!" replied the King.

"Uh.." stuttered Sonic204.

"Yes, anyway, onto the reason you're here..recently, our 4 princesses have been kidnapped by Ganondorf. I don't think my soldiers would be able to fight Ganondorf.. I was hoping you two could help save the princesses instead." said the King.

"I seem to remember doing something like that before." commented BGCD.

"Yeah, me too." Sonic204 commented as well.

"Well, will you help?" asked the King.

"Sure..where are they being held?" asked BGCD.

"I'm not sure. Probably Ganondorf's castle. Wherever that is." replied the King.

"Well, that's sure helpful." said Sonic204, sarcastically.

"We'd better get started.." commented BGCD.

"Good luck!" shouted the King, as they exited the castle.

"Is this what you meant when you said you wanted things to get interesting?" asked Sonic204

"Somewhat. Saving 4 princesses isn't exactly what I had in mind, but it'll do." replied BGCD

The bros set out on an epic journey.

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- Chapter 6 - (Written by Sonic204)

The bros traveled through Hyrule Field for hours..

"We don't even know where to go.." groaned Sonic204, exhausted.

"Well, we'll probably have to go through a couple of dungeons.." commented BGCD

"You know, after those Redeads, I'm not sure if I'm up for it." groaned Sonic204

"Yeah, me too. But we agreed to help the king, and we need an adventure." said BGCD

"I suppose.." said Sonic204

Suddenly, like magic again, Tingle appeared once again.

"Koo-loo-limpah!" shouted Tingle, as he spun around like the crazy fairy wannabe that he is.

"It's Tingle again.." groaned Sonic204

"Yes, and I have new maps!" said Tingle

"Lower prices?" asked BGCD

"Of course not!" replied Tingle.

After beating the crap out of him again, the bros took his maps and headed for the Sand Temple.

"Sand Temple, eh? Sounds like there's gonna be quicksand." commented BGCD.

"Probably..." groaned Sonic204, as they reached the desert.

"Is this Arbiter's Grounds?" asked Sonic204

"Silly bro, Arbiter is in Halo." said BGCD

Sonic204 just facepalmed.

"No, I think this is Gerudo Desert." replied BGCD

"Probably." said Sonic204

They approached a large temple like structure, with a sign beside it.

"What's the sign say?" asked BGCD

"It says..'12 Jiggies Required to Enter'. Huh." replied Sonic204, as he knocked the sign down.

The bros entered the temple, which was just bound to have quicksand.

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- Chapter 7 - (Written by Sonic204)

After fighting their way through the Sand Temple, Forest Temple, and Ice Temple, the bros were exhausted.

"Where are the princesses?" asked an annoyed Sonic204

"No idea. Maybe the King tricked us." replied BGCD

"Maybe the King was really Ganondorf?" commented Sonic204

"Don't even say such a thing, we defeated him last time....Right?" said BGCD

"Maybe..He seems to always find a way to come back." commented Sonic204

"It'd be something if Vaati came back." said BGCD

"Sure would. But that would make a great plot for a third story, and will never happen." said Sonic204

"Yeah." said BGCD

Suddenly, smoke appeared before the bros...and unfortunately, this time, it wasn't Tingle..

It was a Darknut.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" yelled the Darknut.

"Uh-oh." commented Sonic204, as he backed away.

"Another Darknut?" asked BGCD

"Sure looks that way, bro." replied Sonic204

"What do you suggest we do?" asked BGCD

"We could either..run like sissies, or we could stay here and fight." replied Sonic204

"Right. So let's run." said BGCD, as he began running away.

"But we fought the Redeads!" commented Sonic204, as they both ran from the Darknut

"Redeads don't compare to a Darknut! That thing is like 10x their size!" yelled BGCD

"Good point. Hey is he following us?" asked Sonic204, as he looked behind them; only to see the Darknut was right behind them.

"We're screwed." commented BGCD

"Never give up bro, we always know what to do." said Sonic204 right as he smacked into a tree.

"Let me help you up, bro. :">" said BGCD, as he helped his bro up.

"Now I've got you right where I want you.." said the Darknut, as he pulled out his giant sword.

Suddenly, a rock came soaring through the air.

"Where'd that come from?" asked BGCD

"I think I know.." mumbled Sonic204

"Well, we might as well fight this thing. It may even tell us where the princesses are." commented BGCD

"Good idea. Let's fight it." said a triumphant Sonic204, as he jumped towards the mighty Darknut.

But it was futile, the Darknut just knocked him away.

"We need a new plan." groaned Sonic204

"I say we stick to Plan A." said BGCD

"Which was...?" asked Sonic204

"Running away, very far away." replied BGCD

"Yeah, good idea." said Sonic204.

Suddenly, another cloud of dust appeared..

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- Chapter 8 - (Written by Sonic204)

The cloud of dust turned out to be Tingle..

"Koo-loo-limpah!" shouted Tingle, as he, once again, spun around like the crazy fairy wannabe that he is.

"Hey, maybe Tingle can distract the Darknut while we run away." commented Sonic204

"Great idea." replied BGCD

As the bros sneaked away, Tingle offered the Darknut some maps.

After beating the crap out of Tingle, the Darknut pursued the bros.

The bros had gotten a good distance away by then, and had positioned themselves ontop of a large rock.

Suddenly, the Darknut was in sight, running towards them.

Sonic204 attached his Bomb to his arrow..

The Darknut was getting closer...

Sonic204 aimed his bow..

"Take the shot, Dimitri." BGCD whispered

KA-BOOM

The Darknut went flying out of sight.

"Great shot, bro." BGCD commented, turned around and headed down off the rock.

"We need to get to Ganondorf's Castle." said Sonic204.

"That large tower in a distance, is that it?" asked BGCD

"I think so." replied Sonic204

"We'd better head there.." said BGCD as they headed towards the castle

Suddenly, the ground rumbled..

"Not again" mumbled Sonic204, as he fell to the ground.

Suddenly, a large light beamed infront of the bros..

"Uh-oh.." groaned BGCD

Emerging from the light, was a golden Darknut.

"We're screwed." said BGCD, and began running away again.

"Wait up, bro!" yelled Sonic204 as he followed him.

But the Darknut appeared infront of them, and threw the bros a good distance.

"Oof!" Sonic204 groaned, as he got up.

"I think we're in for a battle now.." mumbled BGCD, and unsheathed his sword.

"Yeah, no more fooling around." said Sonic204, and unsheathed his sword as well.

They both prepared for battle.

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- Chapter 9 -

BGCD jumped towards the Darknut and slashed his sword, quickly backflipping and slashing the Darknut's back.

The Darknut groaned as it fell to the ground.

The Darknut got up and jumped towards Sonic204.

Sonic204 rolled out of the way, jumped up, and slashed his sword at the Darknut's back.

BGCD jumped towards it again, only to be knocked away.

Meanwhile, Sonic204 jumped over it and slammed his sword into the Darknut's back.

"GAH!" yelled the Darknut, as it reached behind its head and threw Sonic204 off.

"No more fooling around.." mumbled the Darknut, and jumped towards Sonic204, slashing his sword.

Sonic204 dodged once again, while BGCD shot a bomb arrow at the Darknut.

The Darknut was nearly defeated.

BGCD jumped up and slashed the Darknut a couple more times, while Sonic204 shot a bomb arrow for a finishing blow.

"N..no.." mumbled the Darknut, as it fell over.

"Good work bro." said Sonic204, as he hifived his bro.

"Yeah, let's get to Ganondorf's castle..let's end this crazy charade." said BGCD

"Yeah, let's go." said Sonic204, as they walked towards the castle.

After a long walk, the bros approached the door.

"Should we knock?" asked Sonic204

"I doubt he'd answer anyway.." replied BGCD

Suddenly, the door creaked open.

"Creepy." said Sonic204, and they walked inside.

"Who dares enter my lair?" said a dark voice.

"Why, the BGCD Bros." replied Sonic204.

Suddenly, Ganondorf appeared.

"Who are you?" asked Ganondorf.

"Well, I'm BGCD. And he's Sonic204." answered BGCD

"Hi. :">" said Sonic204

"Ah, I remember you two.." groaned Ganondorf "You're probably here for the princesses, aren't you?"

"Why else would we be here?" replied Sonic204

"Well, I'm not just going to hand them over.." said Ganondorf, and floated up into the air.

"I didn't know Ganondorf could fly." said Sonic204

BGCD facepalmed.

Suddenly, a large door opened inside of the castle, and hundreds of Redeads came charging out of it.

"You've gotta be kidding." said Sonic204

"This'll be fun.." groaned BGCD, as he unsheathed his sword.

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- Chapter 10 - (Written by Sonic204)

The redeads were running towards the bros, it looked like there was no hope.

Thankfully, BGCD still had that rocket launcher they had before.

AS SEEN IN CHAPTER FOUR

Ganondorf gulped. And so did BGCD. Because Sonic204 was holding the rocket.

"Be careful, bro..." BGCD shuddered

Sonic204 aimed in front of the Redead horde, and pulled the trigger.

Redeads were flying everywhere.

"I DID IT BRO!" shouted the heroic Sonic204

"Gah, you two are nothing but trouble." said Ganondorf

"Give us the princesses!" demanded BGCD

"I...what princesses?" asked Ganondorf

"The ones you're holding hostage" replied BGCD

"Oh, THOSE princesses. I'm afraid I can't do that." said Ganondorf

"Why not?" asked Sonic204

"They're in the middle of a tea party." replied Ganondorf

"Oh, my. Wouldn't want to disturb that." said BGCD

"What do we do now?" asked Sonic204

"No idea. We're supposed to be rescuing them." said BGCD

"If you want, you can go ask them if they're ready to leave. Down the hall to the right." said Ganondorf

"Thanks." said BGCD and they went in the room

There were 4 princesses sitting around a table, sipping tea.

"Ladies, it's time to go." said BGCD

"Are you Prince Charming?" asked Princess #1

"Why...no, I'm not. I'm Prince BGCD. NOW LET'S MOVE IT!" said BGCD

"Come on now, be nice. They've been held hostage, they're probably very sensitive" said Sonic204

"Hostage? What do you mean? Ganondorf invited us here for a tea party." said Princess #3

"Quite." said Princess #4, and sipped her tea.

"Yeah but he kidnapped you guys." said BGCD

"Are you sure?" asked Princess #2 and sipped her tea.

"Yes, we're quite sure." said BGCD

"Is HE Prince Charming?" asked Princess #1 and pointed to Sonic204

"Um..uh...no." said Sonic204

"Oh." said a disappointed Princess #1

"What's with you and Prince Charming, anyway?" asked Princess #4

"CAN WE GO NOW" shouted Princess #2

"Yes, we may." said BGCD and walked them out.

"Nice seeing you guys again" said Ganondorf

"Yep, we'll see you soon, 'cuz I'm sure you'll be causing more trouble" said BGCD

"Probably. See ya!" said Ganondorf, and waved goodbye.

Suddenly, a Lizalfos jumped infront of the bros and the princesses.

It began slashing a rock.

"What's up with this nub?" asked Sonic204

"I dunno." said BGCD

The bros returned the princesses to the castle, and returned home.

THE END